Somewhere along the way, I have been told, heard, dreamt, read or conjured up in my own mind the fact that past a certain age, the human male develops a condition wherein they consciously, subconsciously or outright audibly have a sexual influenced thought on average every seven seconds. I am neither here to validate such a possibility, nor to formally confirm any reality along those lines. I will, however, offer up the following unfettered transparency of self: Going into workout this morning, I noticed the pattern of the walkway above. My immediate thought, generated with no provocation, was “wow – looks like a whole line of ‘penile’ soldiers, complete with ‘ruck sacks’ and ‘bayonets’ standing in formation.” At least it was a creative seven seconds out of a life…….
