So, I was in a textersation with a delightful young lady the other day. She asked me what drink best described me. I responded: Scotch – complex, aged, with subtleties. I then received the “You mean OLD” response. Of course, not being able to accept that situation, I then responded: “I’d prefer fully matured benefitting from time to acquire the necessary components to bring enjoyment to those willing to partake. Smooth and velvety with a smoky sensuality reflecting a character well-formed.” Digital and silent mic drop followed…….